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All-day moisture. Unstoppable volume. No greasy residue—just ingredients that work.
Indulge in the rich, subtly spiced aroma of Dapper Tamale Beard Balm, crafted to tame unruly whiskers while nourishing your skin. This balm blends beeswax, shea butter, and cocoa butter for a firm hold, with jojoba and coconut oils to soften coarse hair. Infused with warm vanilla, cinnamon, and bergamot essential oils, it leaves your beard smelling like a cozy, sophisticated embrace.
Why Your Beard Will Tip Its Hat to You:
Sweeten My Beard
For the rugged gentleman who craves depth, Beardwood Bliss Beard Balm delivers a forest-inspired aroma with a punch. Pine, black pepper, and patchouli oils mingle with bright orange essential oil, creating a scent that’s both earthy and invigorating. Enriched with cocoa butter, castor oil, and coconut oil, it tames flyaways while promoting healthy growth.
Why Your Beard Will Tip Its Hat to You:
Get Woodsy
Brighten your routine with Citrus Forest Beard Balm, a vibrant blend of lemon, sandalwood, and cedarwood essential oils. Sweetened with a hint of vanilla, this balm offers a refreshing yet woodsy aroma. Shea butter and sweet almond oil provide deep moisture, while beeswax locks in hydration for a polished look.
Why Your Beard Will Tip Its Hat to You:
Citrus Boost
Let Midnight Mane Beard Oil transform your nightly routine. This lightweight blend of jojoba, argan, and sweet almond oils sinks in instantly, reducing itch and split ends. Enhanced with cedarwood, lavender, and lime essential oils, it’s a calming, gender-neutral fragrance perfect for post-shower hydration or pre-bedtime relaxation.
Why Your Beard Will Tip Its Hat to You:
Dreamy Hydration
They call me "Yeti" in my karate dojo—not just because of my burly frame, but because cold weather barely makes me flinch. But one thing did leave me wounded: a cheap beard balm tin. Last winter, mid-grooming ritual, I pried open a stubborn lid with brute force—only to slice my finger open. As I bled onto the bathroom sink (and my dignity), I had a revelation: Beard care shouldn’t require a first aid kit. So I set out to craft a balm that delivered real results without the battle scars—using premium ingredients, intuitive packaging, and a no-nonsense approach. The Bearded Yeti was born from equal parts frustration and obsession. Every tin, every batch is tested on actual beards (mine included) to ensure three things: monster moisture, effortless application, and a grip even a frostbitten Yeti could handle. No gimmicks. No jagged edges. Just gear that helps you own your wild—safely!!
· No Blood, No BS. Our tins open smoother than a dojo mat - or we'll karate-chop the design team.
· Balms That Work as Hard as You Train. If it doesn't moisturize for 12+ hours, we'll freeze ourselves in the Himalayas as punishment.
· Ingredients Fit for a Myth. Shea butter? Cold-pressed. Oils? Wild-harvested. Fake promises? Nonexistent.
· Grooming for the Unstoppable. Whether you're sparring or surviving winter, your beard stays battle-ready."
How to Use the balms (It’s Like Legos for Your Face):
1. Scoop a pea-sized dab (or a chickpea if you’re beard-ambitious).
2. Rub between palms like you’re warming up for a handshake contest.
3. Apply like you’re petting a very prestigious cat. Voilà! — scruff salvation.
How to Use oil (Even Before Coffee):
1. Drop 3-4 drops (or 5 if your beard moonlights as a scarf).
2. Rub palms like you’re summoning patience.
3. Work through beard like you’re solving a Rubik’s Cube. Ta-da!
For balm: Pea-sized (or chickpea for big beards). For oil: 3-4 drops. Pro tip: Start small – your beard isn’t a salad. 🥬
Nope! The oils absorb fast, and balms offer medium hold without crunch. You’ll feel hydrated, not fried. 🍳
Absolutely! Highly Recommended! Oil first (hydrates skin), balm second (styles hair). Together = beard bliss. Like PB&J, but for your face. 🥪
100% – beeswax, butters, oils. No shady chemicals. Your beard deserves better. 🌿
Nope! Use it anytime – it’s like a caffeine shot for tired beards. ☀️
Citrus Forest has sweet almond oil. Avoid if allergic – we’ll mourn your loss. 😢
Softer beard in 3-5 days. Full Gandalf glory? Give it 2 weeks.* 🧙♂️
Yes! Scruffy chins, flyaways, dry skin – all welcome. ♀️
12 months (keep cool). If it smells like regret, toss it. 🗑️
Our beard balms come in sturdy 40ml tins (1.35 oz), and oils in sleek 30ml bottles (1.0 oz).
✨ Why you’ll love it:
● Balms last 2-3 months (pea-sized dailies).
● Oils = 60+ drops (3-4 drops/day = morning glory).
No filler, all flavor – your beard gets VIP treatment.
Great question! We keep balms hand-poured in small batches (for freshness), and oils undiluted (no cheap carriers).
Scoop a small amount of balm with your thumbnail (pea-sized for short beards, dime-sized for longer).
Emulsify by rubbing vigorously between your palms until it's clear and smooth.
Work the balm into your beard, from root to tip, ensuring even distribution. Don't forget the skin underneath!
Style as desired. Use a beard comb or brush to shape and tame.
Dispense 3-5 drops of oil (or more for longer beards) into your palm.
Rub your hands together to warm the oil.
Massage gently into your beard, reaching the skin beneath to moisturize and prevent itch.
Comb or brush through for even coverage and a natural sheen.
Beeswax, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Vanilla EO, Cinnamon EO, Bergamot EO
Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Pine EO, Black Pepper EO, Patchouli EO, Orange EO
Beeswax, Shea Butter, Sweet Almond Oil, Beeswax, Lemon EO, Sandalwood EO, Cedarwood EO, Vanilla EO
Jojoba Oil, 100% Argan Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Cedarwood EO, Lavender EO, Lime EO, Vitamin E
Have a question, feedback, or just want to share your beard journey? Reach out to us!